“No Cheeseburger for You” Written and Directed by Bill Chessman Dr. Durkelberger has found the ultimate substance for making the healthiest burgers in the world and they’re available now. The only thing is that they're not available with cheese. No cheese! Other ingredients, yes, but no cheese! --and-- “It Just Keeps Getting Worse” Written and Directed by Bill Chessman Hurricanes, tornados, earthquakes, alien invaders, chipped fingernails, smeared mascara, emergency marketing meetings… It just keeps getting worse!